David Given Schwarm

Coffee Spill

I had a massive coffee spill at my desk yesterday – nailed the phone & most of the paper products. The phone is still functional. I was suprised that I could not find a website dedicated to massive office coffee spills – something like keyboards make lousy coffee filters dot com.
Turntable

Today, I am going to bring the turntable home from my office and put it in his room. It is a gift to him. I think that it will make him very very happy. I need to get it out of my office so that I can have a reorg at work – I need…
BP :: PJ17

#This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989. I Dave the Poet refuse to be censored for a check.Will not be screwed for an advanceRefuste to But into All That crap. I will not whine – or go hungryMy…
BP :: PJ16

#This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989. Desk The desk is slanted Toward the armpitThe back is slanted towrad the kidneysThe seat is slanted toward the rectum Thbe DBS is AKRas is Life Then Scholarly Bullshit must EndFish…
BP :: PJ15

#This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989. gosh jimmi you sure are unique – thankx I drink to much also – and never sleep? you bet.
BP :: PJ14

#This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989. To Worry over Ego is to Have Ego Ergo I will write Not for fun of Profitor joyous bliss of Gain Rather for fearof being found Dry in a summer rain.…
BP :: PJ13

#This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989. A Haiku for U. Until IRetire fromUrl I Work Into the Mouths of BabesInformation must trickles. I agoReturnsUnlike Farmers. R i i g h t. We are all one,The Zodiac Lies.Myers-Briggs…
Sunday Baseball

This Sunday, I watched the Angels Yankees game from my father-in-laws couch. It was a fantastic time – most of Lisa’s family was there. Jeff Cashin was there dropping massive stat knowledge. Cody and Sean both looked good. The kids spent most of the time in the computer room. Lisa spent most of her time…
BP :: PJ12

#This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989. Thoughts on Cups. With fluid and ice A bit of Angst Vice lends credo to myth Blood and wine should not be spilled. Lids and corks orKnives and forks Are more…
BP :: PJ11

#This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989. Notes towards and Atypical Affair. Stephan and I wondered into A storeRhino by name, as I recall.Past pictures of the poor shoplifters;“Do the wrong thing”Written in the Dirty Hall. Punctuation then…