David Given Schwarm

Married, Father, Optum

Frogs

  • David was tardy
  • “Asswipe” gets you thrown out of Lutheran school
  • $160 for three times a week
  • $20 wooden pillow
  • 85 degrees
  • 86 degrees
  • Activity you do
  • Alan at a film festival
  • Amends – Marco cribbed his paper
  • And I am not showing up.
  • And I find it hard to tell you
  • Archer & Oliver (169 gsm)
  • Art-rock
  • Because I find it hard to take
  • Best Documentary
  • Blow on the scale
  • Body & Brian is the place on Bryan & Jeffery
  • Both are ruled by Spain
  • Cannot cheat with your eyes
  • Catholic
  • Celsius
  • Cheating is a gerund
  • Cheating to fabricate quotes
  • Christopher Nolan
  • Complain about private school
  • Condescending is a NoCondescending is a No
  • Condescending is a gerund
  • Contempt
  • Cribbed
  • Cut her own bangs
  • Doug On
  • Everything is a Nomination
  • Exercise to put yourself to sleep
  • F
  • Fegs & Begs
  • Find it kind of funny
  • Find it kind of sad
  • Full of joy
  • George Knox’s meditation instruction
  • Grandmothers DVDs
  • Happy
  • Challenging yoga vs. sad disco
  • Home School
  • How have you lasted all this time?
  • How much of the Earth is land, water, or ice?
  • I saw what you did
  • Infidelity
  • Korean Tai Chi
  • Mad world
  • Made up quotes
  • Meditation is you listening to God
  • Memento movie
  • Mexico of Asia
  • Michael will be coming to sunrise
  • Midori
  • Modalities
  • Mormon – an excellent place to raise kids
  • Mormon – reasonable
  • Mormon – well thinking.
  • Movie festival 6:00PM
  • No, it sounds terrible.
  • Not a defendant today
  • Olive tree
  • Peace is the Goal
  • Philippines
  • Plagiarized
  • Postal carrier
  • Prairie dogs
  • Prayer is you talking to God
  • Premarital felatio
  • Protective parking
  • Scale matters; size does not matter.
  • Scope matters
  • Send happy, positive vibes.
  • Socks on the kids
  • St Vincent
  • Strong opinions preclude me from
  • Subtle flavors
  • Talk about your wife
  • Talking dogs
  • Thank you
  • The dreams in which I am dying are the best I ever had
  • The joy of in person
  • The tire of this weave is good at
  • Travelers
  • Tress is olive
  • Truly tasteless jokes
  • Veer
  • Veer away
  • Veer towards
  • View under the table
  • What day of the week is sunrise
  • What kind of tree is that
  • When people run in circles, it’s a very, very
  • Will you
  • Wo for meditation
  • Wooden pillow
  • Written | Digital \ Mental
  • Yoga is meditation
  • Yuppie Handbook.
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One response to “Frogs”

  1. Heidi Twitchell Avatar
    Heidi Twitchell

    Wow. I had no idea Schwarm’s brain does the same things as mine does sometimes! I’m a lister too! My lists used to be a helluva lot more interesting when I was crazy though.

    Reply

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