David Given Schwarm

Married, Father, United

Resolutions 2017

Jack, Cody, + I went to the hipster mall to make our New Year’s Resolutions again this year. Cody was not feeling it this year–he only made one resolution: No Cheese Jack and I spread out and got to work I ordered a simple board for kids, thinking they would like cheddar and what not; but…
24. Nid duw ond dim (without God there is nothing)

“I hope you continue to enjoy the coffee at our hospitality hour,” he said. “he just obviously overreacted,” the lawyer said.
23. And You Are…

Eliavres casts a spell over Caradoc to make him mistake various farm animals for his wife, while the wizard is busy fathering a son.
Actual Play Storm King’s Thunder–D&D Encounters S23 S11
Storm King’s Thunder–D&D Encounters S23 S10
Insruemental

Category 11 Best Contemporary Instrumental Album For albums containing approximately 51% or more playing time of instrumental material. For albums containing at least 51% playing time of new recordings. HUMAN NATURE Herb Alpert[Herb Alpert Presents] WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR Bill Frisell[Okeh Records] WAY BACK HOME: LIVE FROM ROCHESTER, NY Steve Gadd Band [BFM…
Rap

Category 25 Best Rap Album For albums containing at least 51% playing time of new rap recordings. 1. COLORING BOOK Chance The Rapper [Chance The Rapper] 2. AND THE ANONYMOUS NOBODY De La Soul [A.O.I. Records] 3. MAJOR KEY DJ Khaled [Epic] 4. VIEWS Drake [OVO Sound/Young Money/Cash Money/Republic] 5. BLANK FACE LP ScHoolboy Q…
New Age

Category 30 Best New Age Album For albums containing at least 51% playing time of new vocal or instrumental new age recordings. OROGEN John Burke[John Burke] DARK SKY ISLAND Enya[Warner Bros.] INNER PASSION Peter Kater & Tina Guo [Hearts Of Space Records] ROSETTA Vangelis[Decca] WHITE SUN II White Sun[Be Why]
Dance

Category 10 Best Dance/Electronic Album For vocal or instrumental albums. Albums only. 1. SKIN Flume [Mom+Pop Music/Future Classic.] 2. ELECTRONICA 1: THE TIME MACHINE Jean-Michel Jarre [Ultra Records] 3. EPOCH Tycho [Ghostly International] 4. BARBARA BARBARA, WE FACE A SHINING FUTURE Underworld [Astralwerks] 5. LOUIE VEGA STARRING…XXVIII Louie Vega [Vega Records]
Jazz

Category 33 Best Jazz Instrumental Album For albums containing at least 51% playing time of new instrumental jazz recordings. 1. BOOK OF INTUITION Kenny Barron Trio [Impulse!] 2. DR. UM Peter Erskine [Fuzzy Music] 3. SUNDAY NIGHT AT THE VANGUARD The Fred Hersch Trio [Palmetto Records] 4. NEARNESS Joshua Redman & Brad Mehldau [Nonesuch] 5.…