Author: David Schwarm

  • Turntable

    Today, I am going to bring the turntable home from my office and put it in his room. It is a gift to him. I think that it will make him very very happy. I need to get it out of my office so that I can have a reorg at work – I need to buckledown and get some stuff done. A change of scenery always seems to help.

  • BP :: PJ17

    #This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a
    #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989.

    I Dave the Poet

    refuse to be censored
    for a check.
    Will not be screwed
    for an advance
    Refuste to But into All
    That crap.

    I will not whine – or
    go hungry
    My own world will be created

    An Invitation will be
    required for Admittance

    I no longer give a
    Shit

    Fate Blows and yet
    I come
    Street-smart education
    has been destroyed
    by television.

    Bush has destroyed
    Libraries
    Elders no longer
    Remember

    I will learn what
    is already known
    I will gaze inward
    constantly

    I have Become
    Dave the Poet.

  • BP :: PJ16

    #This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a
    #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989.

    Desk

    The desk is slanted
    Toward the armpit
    The back is slanted
    towrad the kidneys
    The seat is slanted
    toward the rectum

    Thbe DBS is AKR
    as is Life
    Then

    Scholarly Bullshit must
    End
    Fish Swim as do men
    Down stream

    The Boy takes
    his car
    and his
    weakness – lacking the
    Judge and

    Falls agin into America

  • BP :: PJ15

    #This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a
    #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989.

    gosh jimmi you sure are unique – thankx I drink to much also – and never sleep? you bet.

  • BP :: PJ14

    #This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a
    #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989.

    To Worry over Ego is to Have Ego

    Ergo
    I will write
    Not for fun of
    Profit
    or joyous bliss of Gain

    Rather for
    fear
    of being found
    Dry
    in a summer rain.

    And as the Scheme
    and plan seem
    stated
    I will change my aim

    And charge Blind
    And madly
    into

    That unknowable void of
    Brokien routine
    Shattered structure of
    constructuralism
    Fearful mixings of the
    Bones of the dead
    With the blood of the
    New.
    – 10-02-90

  • BP :: PJ13

    #This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a
    #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989.

    A Haiku for U.

    Until I
    Retire from
    Url I Work

    Into the
    Mouths of Babes
    Information must trickles.

    I ago
    Returns
    Unlike Farmers.

    R i i g h t.

    We are all one,
    The Zodiac Lies.
    Myers-Briggs is full of shite.
    Life cannot be catorgorized
    it is everything
    Speration is simplicifcartion
    And therefore Useless.
    Generalization is the Key.

    Thrust everything into one
    Express it all in a dot
    Promise everything
    And keep the promise.
    – 10-01-90

  • Sunday Baseball

    This Sunday, I watched the Angels Yankees game from my father-in-laws couch. It was a fantastic time – most of Lisa’s family was there. Jeff Cashin was there dropping massive stat knowledge. Cody and Sean both looked good. The kids spent most of the time in the computer room. Lisa spent most of her time in the kitchen with her mother. very domestic day, but very nice in its own special way.

    Kate would regularily bring me peanuts or chips or other snacks. She was taking care of me. This is the first time I remember her doing this & it was a precious time – so very amazing, but it took Janet pointing it out to Emmy for me to really realize how important it was – how special it was. A very powerful memory that I hope I always hold onto.

    Jack was very excited to be with his cousins. He did not want to leave. He wanted to stay at his grandmothers forever. I think that this made Dee very happy.

    a great night.

  • BP :: PJ12

    #This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a
    #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989.

    Thoughts on Cups.

    With fluid and ice
    A bit of Angst

    Vice lends credo to myth

    Blood and wine should not
    be spilled.

    Lids and corks
    or
    Knives and forks

    Are more fun left in place

    “I set you clear”
    My brother said that until I figured out his game, set before he got hoe from swim practice and started eating my candybars more slowly.

    Where as cups always
    tip at the same
    rate

    The lost of childhood love
    is paid slowly
    throught the teeth
    much unlick how fluids
    are rightly consumed.

    Ventrally.

    My hypocampus would fit in every cup I have ever seen; where as my pen would fit in very few.

    Comfortably.

    I will sip tea
    until I must pee
    then Asleep I shall be.

  • BP :: PJ11

    #This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a
    #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989.

    Notes towards and Atypical Affair.

    Stephan and I wondered into
    A store
    Rhino by name, as I recall.
    Past pictures of the poor
    shoplifters;
    “Do the wrong thing”
    Written in the Dirty Hall.

    Punctuation then ceased
    As a young girl Appeared.
    Groving to Jazz
    Stephan’s Fate reared
    its head;
    As I realized I called
    him Steve
    And She would never call.
    At all.

  • BP :: PJ10

    #This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a
    #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989.

    Using a Pen
    Turns me on.

    I Tune in on
    The Ink.
    Focusing
    on the
    Flow
    The rapid creation
    of lines – seperating
    paper into
    Planes,
    With spaces.

    Dropping the Illusion
    of Seperation –
    following the
    cliches till
    they are
    Once Again
    Behind
    You.

    A mind is a wonderful thing
    To waste