Author: David Schwarm

  • Superman Cartoon

    Jack got the new Superman series at the library this week. I have never seen it, but maybe tonight we can watch it. I am not sure if we have other plans for this evening, and havnig a plan is very important to me – I feel like we have been inside a lot this week, what with the Angels games, my moms visit, and me staying up all night on Wednesday.

    The headset commitment is getting harder – maybe Thursday needs to become moving night (which is why I write about movies on Friday – Doh!).

    I guess that the real key would be to stay awake during the movies. I used to make fun of Lisa for falling asleep, and now I am the one that cannot make it through a movie.

  • BP :: PJ23

    #This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a
    #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989.

    The Best Words I Could Write

    Have not yet been written
    but they will be soon,
    However, before I begin –
    A short story about my
    Aesthetics I was born
    an unusual cog in the
    anarcist system

    But enough fun –
    yeah write lets get
    in on and with it
    ext.

  • BP :: PJ22

    #This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a
    #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989.

    If one is better then
    another due to a
    particular set of exp.
    a certain circumstantial
    existance – then the
    differecne is screwed.

    Brains can only deconstruct
    themselves.

    Brian claims to be 5’10”
    I can’t really tell – his
    acceleration is irrelavant
    because his density is so
    well distributed – unlike
    his language which dances
    the ghetto internationally
    while remaing firmly in
    the black section – Ricky
    Schroeder may not be a
    nice analogy – but it is
    fair.

    The folds in a paper
    bag.
    The definition of which
    astounds creation
    senstations.

  • BP :: PJ21

    #This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a
    #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989.

    “I wanted to give his
    new album a plug”
    replies supra bri
    but, again, no one
    was tuned to that
    particular frequency.

    The two truck is the
    perfect metaphor for
    Charon – and hopefully
    none of us will have
    to enter hell with
    somone worse then
    mell.

    One and us collapse
    they and them recede
    like Henry and June need
    to be removed – Speak
    in Exp cries the Super
    Fuckin Ego hear the
    Bell – a plurality of
    which yield only
    noise.
    – 10-11-90

  • BP :: PJ20

    #This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a
    #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989.

    Bad Lit with Big Print

    “Jump over the Bush”
    the metaphore of the
    ’90’s
    event withouth hypens, Emilie

    Non objective, self referential
    poetry demands time
    and absolute honesty
    the space has already
    been provided

    alcohol will not help
    angry whinning has
    been as effective as
    it can be

    I never met a
    good shot, I didnot
    or wouldnot have
    hated in High School

    Without guns or a voice
    I will proceed
    Disarmed of literary traditions
    Into the arms of Bes

  • BP :: PJ19

    #This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a
    #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989.

    Dave the poet is
    sick of dressing
    not blue cheese or
    ranch
    father, rather Emerson
    the man above
    immortality – the trap
    intrinsic in Amarican
    scholar
    Fear it
    like form
    and Run
    Not with x and y
    event or name drop
    But within for
    fame thru
    fornication in
    Days of Old was
    A drag
    And womens clothing on
    men simply reinstates
    the stupidity of
    reality
    reduce
    or more directly
    watch, write, remember
    the reporduction of mental ice cubes
    not entropping, continaing
    igloos
    or
    subtle psychological sublime
    ice bergs

    Be the avalance or
    the titanic dave
    be you and stop
    talking to me, yourself
    – 10-11-90

  • Burning Spear – Our Music

    This album is just so much fun – the beats just bubble up and the music takes over & then the lyrics. There is something extremely refreshing about having an absolutely unadulturated postive vibe on everything – just simple and positive. I mean you know where he stands before he says anything…

    “I live my life with no fear” indeed.

    Just straight up fantastic up rocking.

  • BP :: PJ18

    #This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a
    #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989.

    And…

    “There are no alternative and you make your own alternatives” Bob said that before my cousin died but he was still right no matter how wrong it may sound to quote him own it however the legacy of literature is pased in mystereous ways and we poets must pay attention no matter how vague the pain in the nuckes inflicted by a ruler may seem.
    Outwordly the interanl mechanisms are always wrong “onion guke” never the less and furthermore the use of space conveys a sense of meaning just as space presents of thyme and sensations of gravitational undulation – where ever Anais spread her towel the pen followed – the Tin was not ever recyclable then let alone usable, however the Tropics we’re still nice no mater how cold we may seem to palm tree sufferings – Earth first spickers step foreword and give elway the ball who immidiatly gives it back and goes the other way towards sobriety and other debutantes in teh Post Age of sports pages sold seperately and avante-guard thinking retroactively.
    Meanwhile, the pen of Anais has moved closer to the Ants in an obvious attempt to consol her sense of lose amounting to almost a dollar – swept up after the senseless shaving of the barbies pool-side in Santa Ana – long before financial aid became our main obsession and maximus our man digression and wager manuel – for supervisors are not cheap particularly post-punk environmental latinos – ferget foriegn finance failure, fool fearing

    “Leave no space unfilled
    with personality cause
    Both are all you
    got”

    #there is a newspaper clipping in this page
    Newsmakers
    Grand Entrance: Minnesota’s new Democratic senator, Paul Wellstone, 46, has boldly signaled rejection of the traditional role of a quiet freshman. For starters, Wellstone violated receiving line protocol during swearing in festivities last week by presenting Vice President Dan Quayle with a tape of Minnesotans voicing concerns about Iraq. Then he snubbed his state’s senior senator, Republican David Durenberger, by having former Vice President Walter Mondale escort him to the swearing in ceremony.

  • Head Sets :: 02005-10-13

    Jim Ladd
    95.5 FM KLOS
    Thursday October 13, 2005

    Theme: You Can’t Go Home Again

    00:05:27 Intro
    00:06:24 “Is every body in…”
    00:06:57 Porcupine Trees – Waiting Phase One
    00:11:45 Drum Beats
    Poetry :: Victoria Searer – “The Night of Santa Ana’s was a night of hunting…”
    00:12:20 U2 – A Sort of Homecoming
    00:17:30 Storm noises
    Ladd Rap – “just as it is in our DNA.. we are explorers, wanderers… part of us always wants to go home…we have
    changed things until they are unrecognizable”
    00:18:40 Movie – “none that now live remember it”
    00:18:50 Moody Blues – You Can Never Go Home
    00:23:10 Movie – “I will not cry, I will go mad” (child voice), matrix
    00:23:30 David Gilmore – There’s No Way Out Of Here
    00:28:19 Movie – Matrix “What is real”, Dead Poets Society “Carpe Diem, Sieze the day boys!” (Robin Williams)
    00:28:30 Beatles – A Day in the Life
    00:32:51 Jam :: Pink Floyd – Time (bells), “What is real”
    00:33:27 Doors – Take It As It Comes
    00:35:35 Jam :: Beatles – A Day in the Life, “Carpe Diem”
    00:36:10 Steve Miller – Wild Mountain Honey
    00:40:53 Ocean Noises
    Movie – Little Big Man – “There is an endless supply of white men, but there
    always has been a limited number of human beings”, Dead Poets Society – “Carpe Diem..
    make your life extrodinary”
    00:41:40 Van Morrison – Into the Mysitc
    00:44:53 Page And Plant – When The World Was Young
    00:50:55 Jam :: A Day in the Life Crescendo, “Carpe…Carpe Diem…Sieze the day, boys… Make your life
    extraordinary”, A Day in the Life Crescendo, Pink Floyd – Eclipse, A Day in the Life Crescendo,
    “carpe…carpe diem… sieze the days, boys… make your life extraordinary”, ADITL closing crash
    00:54:00 Ladd – “That will do it for this edition of head sets… I hoped that you enjoyed it & we will be right back”
    _____
    notes:
    This was one of the best headsets I have heard in a long time. Started with some new stuff, when classic rock, and then ended big with Beatles & Pink Floyd. Very very massive.

  • Coffee Spill


    I had a massive coffee spill at my desk yesterday – nailed the phone & most of the paper products. The phone is still functional. I was suprised that I could not find a website dedicated to massive office coffee spills – something like keyboards make lousy coffee filters dot com.