Author: David Schwarm

  • Number 1 vs. Number 7

    Last night, Steadman played the number one team in our league in the softball playoffs – actually, it may have been a make up game. we were crushed. the game ended in a mercy after a massive home run – our defense was not there & we were not hitting very well – I onlyl got two at bats and popped up the first time. The second at bat was better, but I was out at second.

    This saturday we are going to Roller Disco at 10:00 AM.

    thanks
    davids

  • Shirley is Back!

    yesterday, we had post dinner fun at Dee’s where Shirley will be staying for the next month or so. It was really good to see her – she looks great, had lots of yoda shirts for jack, was great with the kids. Brett & Jenna & I went to del taco for a salad for her – great drive listening to KROQ we heard pennywise, something I did not know a la System of a Down, and Social Distortion – story of my life.

    I have been thinking more and more that Pearl Jam needs to do a cover of this – I think I will write them a letter.

    Jack and I watch the Teen Titans! It was awesome. Jack and I watched UCLA win in overtime, which also ruled!

  • BP :: PJ71

    #This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a
    #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989

    Bombing down toward mason pond
    past homoeroticised firemen
    walking past old man his dog
    Accelerating toward a prehistoric vulture beast raising his wings to the early morning late night low clouds and fog
    dreaming of ideal pens – waterfields and mont blancs
    fountains of sappy ink
    ream upon ream of prickly
    paper
    Visions os sugar plums.
    Smile! all things are simile – you are me I know I know what you know what I mean?
    Tehre is no distinction between the symmbal of a rose and my skateboard!
    Stevens wastes his time in trash heaps – his suits smell of refuse and the suburbs still build duck ponds.

    I sit by such a pond now. “No climbing on rocks” the corregated iron sign reads. “Reserved” printed in happy yellow letters on teh table at which I sit.
    But I have gained admittance to the table – and to the rocks.

    Interrupted by a gas
    powered edger – scrapping
    unwanted grass from the
    curved pathways – upon
    which queer fireman jog
    longing for the fountain
    dreaming of ink
    skating away.

    I am warm when even the ducks have frozen into their feather clusters scrams Rocky as flys down among the prearanged rock displays.
    He lowers his brown tale and screams “DI Immotale! I have no lift, only glide. And the sky is faull of clouds – and I don’t no my own sex!” zephyr awakens and blows rocky the weekly post
    I don’t read the post
    he mutters to Olson and climbs back into his
    historic hole.
    (w)holes?
    no! the challange is linear
    as the dawn rising over
    the pacific
    circles are distractions
    and webs designed to entrap
    what ducks do on
    land is more to the point!
    on the surface of the lake their easy is obvious, yet on land!
    Crab like and direct dont mix — Hand guns!
    Ammo!
    boxes of frefired french
    texts! HelpHelp!

  • BP :: PJ70

    #This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a
    #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989

    I am a better
    Person
    Because I’ve spent
    hours in expensive LA
    Coffee houses – drinking over
    priced java and eves
    dropping on elitest dogs

  • BP :: PJ69

    #This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a
    #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989

    Silence Part II
    for the teachers

    Poetry is not defined
    by control of line
    or right margin justification
    they style has nothing
    to do with it
    nor does form
    And you know it.

    qualitative judgements
    rise from diction
    And onlyl aesthetic
    discretion will
    Add value to any communication.

    The lesson of Bruce
    Springsteen is right
    there
    so is whitman but
    name dropping even stylistically
    is not poetry

    Say it don’t spray it
    What more need to be said
    Spread it?

    there’s enough of that
    kind of aid going
    around already.

    Into the streets
    we are born to run
    There is no temptation
    only recognition
    Dactylic epigrams resounding
    with inner thought.

    right t a
    known h l
    e p
    h
    a
    b
    e
    t

    Forever
    see the grid!

  • BP :: PJ68

    #This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a
    #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989

    The cheif stepped to the mike,
    the press box stilled.
    “the case revolves around responsibility
    Re:
    Mr Mulligan wished to
    purchase alternative
    transportation.

    A motorcycle thought he;
    never read one
    thought he;
    how hard can it be!

    The ultra elite
    shogun 2000 looks
    like th ebike for you
    The salesperson spielled

    And for only 8.200
    ducats
    the bike and you
    may ride away together.

    With no previous experience
    in handling motorcycles
    let alone a beast
    like the ultra elite
    shogun 2000
    Mr Mulligan was quiet
    pleased with his ability
    to pop a wheely the
    first time he ever released the clutch
    and where speeding across
    12 lanes of LA traffic
    quickly forgot his visions of Fonz-esque
    glory. His dreams were
    shattered on impact.

    this class err case
    Asserts – the cheif
    continued – that

    REsponsibility for encouraging
    these delusions of
    ability are the legal
    responsibility of the dealerships.
    the cheif will now respond
    to questions.

    “Is it true you became
    cheif because of an
    alledged hispanic backgroun.

    “Why yes, but I see no
    relavance in this line
    of questioning.

    “Is it not also true that
    said hispanic background
    is , in fact, rooted in
    Italy

    “Well my mother…

    “Mr Ardee please
    answer the question
    when settlement
    12 years later mr Mulligan maney was gone
    still cound not walk
    unassisted

  • BP :: PJ67

    #This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a
    #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989

    Attention
    DEAR
    (blank):

    How dare you! I seriously doubt that you would recognize poetry if it came up and biteyou. Tose poems you so wrongly described not only took me years to write, but represent serious thought! I had hoped that you would expend at least some thought on your comments. I see you now: snickering at this, laughing, and gawfaing from your leather chair, I know you and I also heard that click in your office (you know the one you always imagine befor eyou go to sleep – clicking beside your left temple). I heard it, too. Nice knowing you.
    NICE
    David Schwarm

    What are they
    thinking walking around in
    a drunk costume
    party with loaded guns.

    The tradition of oddity – the
    appeal of the unusual – is
    anti-educational for it
    challanges the extent of th
    knowable, the bounds of
    the reasonable, the challanges
    rather then explicates –
    Investigative poetry must focus on the known
    uncovering deeper layers of
    perception rather then
    attempting to reate new levels of experience. To
    much is alredy really impact the
    senses for the
    creation of metaphysical
    fictive poetyr to have any
    value – make it new
    thee is little else to say
    and tin the process
    give everyone what they
    really think they want
    i.e., more – not the unusual
    the odd the unknown
    rather more of what
    they already have in a
    new method.

    We need non-sterile heros.

  • BP :: PJ66

    #This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a
    #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989

    Earthly irreverance is boring
    worship the all
    worship the all
    worship the all
    start with cerebus
    move to postcard art and
    binders – keep the tv on
    listen to billy graham
    worship the all
    kiss reaguns arse like
    barbaras unleash
    inner demons in nike
    resteraunts hang out
    at gazzarris go until
    its all broke or at
    least you are don’t
    sleep or work
    worhip the all
    with complete hippy apathy
    running from beawarson
    pubescant lust toward
    tunnelrs of felini busts
    of devinici and freuds
    lock and bull philosophy

  • BP :: PJ65

    #This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a
    #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989

    13-part Security Sonnet Psy-Kill
    A Quantumm Poetic Maximum
    Treatise subliminally
    designed to destroy
    faith in all systems
    loose structure

    4 x 3 + 1

    Up -> Down -> Though –
    Up -> ” ” <-|
    ||
    collapse

  • BP :: PJ64

    #This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a
    #newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989

    Prozac Victory
    To winston & Victor
    “And in the end … “

    The cost of freedom is
    more then 4$ parking
    and 3.50 beers

    You got it all
    but you wnat more
    And so does everyone

    And it all depends on
    the read
    wheelbarrel
    So much so that
    this is just to
    say – RELAX.

    Chemical injestion, verbal progression
    Hate, Rage, and wit
    all types of fear
    float Down stream

    Actions aren’t unique
    movement is the only
    definition

    Clarity is useless
    Focus a fraud
    let it hang out
    The farther the better
    let it be – generalized
    existance.

    Get in teh 2-door
    toyota and drive away
    over the hills home
    Through speed traps and
    visions – hotels and
    hot dogs

    Never stop to pretend
    cause I already spent
    7.50 and I am
    not buying.

    If my message is not determined by what I say deconstruct lit crit shit
    or how I say iit gestalt principles in music and sound then upon what is my vision conveyed.

    If art mimics the form and not the content of life and art is life, then forms are the tonly realithy. If, however, Art is not life then the honesyt of fomalism still remains.