Author: David Schwarm

  • Owlbear Pets

    Recap

    Phandalin and Below: The Shattered Obelisk live from Alakazam Comics in Irvine, CA, continues this week with the beginning of chapter two, Trouble in Phandalin. Having cleared Phandalin of the Redbrand menace, the Game Show finds themselves drawn into a deeper mystery. Strange occurrences plague the town, whispers of a masked figure called “The Spider” hang in the air, and a chilling discovery reveals a connection to the shattered obelisk.

    Characters

    Brian – Artemons Linktorious Lantimourous
    Cody – Zachtos
    David – Garner
    Glenn
    Henry
    Mike
    Taylor

    Key Events

    Redbrand Hideout: The heroes storm the Redbrand hideout, facing traps, ambushes, and the fearsome Glasstaff. The battle reveals Glasstaff’s allegiance to The Spider, further fueling the mystery.

    Mysterious Happenings: Phandalin is beset by oddities: livestock vanishes, shadows flicker with unnatural movements, and strange symbols appear on buildings. These events unsettle the townsfolk and hint at a sinister presence.

    The Spider’s Web: Clues lead the heroes to Sildar, a captured dwarf, who reveals The Spider’s plot to exploit the obelisk for unknown purposes. He also mentions hidden fragments scattered around the region, sparking a race against time.

    Phandalin’s Factions: The heroes navigate the town’s political landscape, encountering the gruff but loyal Lionheart guard, the cunning merchant guild, and the secretive druidic order. Their choices can earn allies or create tensions.

    A Shattered Fragment: A hidden crypt beneath the abandoned Old Town Hall yields a fragment of the obelisk, pulsating with strange energy. This discovery confirms the connection and raises the stakes of the heroes’ mission.

    Challenges

    The heroes face a ticking clock as The Spider gathers obelisk fragments.

    Uncovering The Spider’s identity and motives is crucial for thwarting their plans.

    Navigating Phandalin’s political landscape requires diplomacy and tact.

    The heroes must decide how to use the obelisk fragment, risking its power for the greater good.

    Hooks for Chapter Three

    Sildar urges the heroes to investigate the whereabouts of other obelisk fragments.

    The heroes might seek aid from the druidic order or the Lionheart guard.

    The discovery of The Spider’s identity could lead to a direct confrontation.

    The heroes might need to decipher the obelisk fragment’s secrets to understand its potential.

    Chapter Two sets the stage for an epic adventure, plunging the heroes into a web of intrigue and danger. Their choices will shape the fate of Phandalin and potentially the world, as the mystery of the Shattered Obelisk unfolds.

    Note: This summary is based on the published material and can be adapted to fit your specific campaign and player choices. Feel free to add your own twists, encounters, and challenges to create a unique and memorable experience for your players.

    House Rules

    1 Rule of cool

    2 Crits in combat give inspiration to an ally that can see you.

    3 Healing potions- as an action it is max as a bonus action roll the dice.

    4 Rolling for HP if you roll a 1 reroll but you keep the 2nd roll.

    5 If an attack roll matches ac it’s considered a glancing blow and is half damage.

    Treasure

    We are using Retable to manage our treasure, this week we acquired:

    • +1 Longsword
    • Bolts
    • Books
    • Carnelian
    • Child
    • Cody Created Armor
    • Copper
    • Crossbows
    • Electrum
    • Gold
    • Gold
    • Gold Earings with Ruby
    • Jeweled Bracelet
    • Key to Hideout Doors
    • Long Swords
    • Peridot
    • Potion of Climbinb
    • Potion of Growth
    • Quest – Humilate Glasstaff
    • Quest – Rid Town of Red Brands
    • Quivers
    • Scroll – Fireball
    • Scroll – Hold Person
    • Semi-Precious Stone
    • Short Swords
    • Silver
    • Silver
    • Silver
    • Spears
    • Staff of Defense
    • Vial of Dragon Bile
    • Vial of Mercury
    • Vile of Nightshade
    • Women – Widow

    We got a lot of treasure and spent a lot on building armor for the party. We are also managing our Bag of Holding

  • Kill KILL KILL! the Redbrands!

    Phandalin and Below: The Shattered Obelisk live from Alakazam Comics in Irvine, CA, continues this week with the beginning of chapter two, Trouble in Phandalin. Game Show explores the town, discovers Redbrands harassing the town and seeks to put a stop to things.

    Summary

    Chapter 2: Trouble in Phandalin
    The frontier town of Phandalin is built on the ruins of a much older settlement. Hundreds of years ago, old Phandalin was a thriving town whose people were firmly allied with the dwarves and gnomes of the Phandelver Pact. However, the same bandits who sacked the mines at Wave Echo Cave attacked the settlement, and Phandalin was abandoned for centuries.

    In the last three or four years, hardy folk from the cities of Neverwinter and Waterdeep have begun settling atop the ruins of Phandalin. A bustling frontier town has developed on the site of the old settlement. It’s home now to farmers, woodcutters, fur traders, and prospectors drawn by stories of gold and platinum in the foothills of the Sword Mountains. Unfortunately, more than a few ruffians and bandits have settled here as well, taking advantage of the fact that the area has no local authority to chase them off. A gang known as the Redbrands has been hounding Phandalin, extorting and bullying everyone in town. The gang is led by a mysterious figure known to the townsfolk only as “Glasstaff.”

    Characters

    Brian – Artemons Linktorious Lantimourous
    Cody – Zachtos
    David – Garner
    Glenn
    Henry
    Mike
    Taylor

    Quests

    Kill Glassstaff 100gp from women running the mining guild
    Return the comb to the banshee to get a book that always tells the truth
    Rid Phandalin of Redbrands 200gp from Lords Alliance
    Rid Kragmere castle of goblins 500gp from Lords Alliance.

    Treasure

    194 Gold
    11 Electrum
    194 Silver
    1741 Copper
    1 Frog statue (40gp)
    2 Garnets (10gp each)
    3 Potion of healing
    1 Potion of invisibility
    1 Bag of healing

  • Not Forever, But For Now by Chuck Palahniuk

    Not Forever, But For NowNot Forever, But For Now by Chuck Palahniuk
    My rating: 4 of 5 stars

    Yet another Chuck book–funny, clever, insightful, but a bit of a one-trick pony.

    Language is clever, writing is crisp, and critique is strong, but it somehow feels like more of the same. I dream of a mature Chuck book at some point–like the book he wanted to write when he was twelve.

    I’m not sure, but the chance of him working on something that matters is still on the table.

    Recommended to fans, everyone else can keep waiting for the next book.


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  • Dangerous Journey

    New Campaign

    Alakazam Comic kicks off the Phandelver and Below: The Shattered Obelisk campaign. DM Louis is behind the screen for the first time!

    Chapter 1: A Dangerous Journey

    The adventure begins with the characters being hired in Neverwinter by a dwarf named Gundren Rockseeker to deliver a package to the town of Phandalin. Along the way, the characters are ambushed by a group of goblins who they soon learn have kidnapped Gundren and his companion, a warrior named Sildar Hallwinter. The characters must deal with the ambush and then learn that Grundren and his brother have discovered an infamous lost dwarven mine known as Wave Echo Cave.

    Characters

    Brian
    David
    Dylan
    Glenn
    Henry
    Mike
    Taylor
    Travis

    Vocabulary

  • A Spectre, Haunting: On the Communist Manifesto by China Miéville

    A Spectre, Haunting: On the Communist ManifestoA Spectre, Haunting: On the Communist Manifesto by China Miéville
    My rating: 4 of 5 stars

    China is clever & persuasive. Very few people have thought about the Manifesto like this–as a literary object, a piece of writing that kicked off the Manifesto craze.

    Lots of good history–too many modern references to Palestine and Trump feel petty–but the stuff about what was going on when the Manifesto was written is good—a solid overview of some of Marx’s academic axe-grinding, which I like.

    Honest review of the criticism of the Manifesto and objective acknowledgments of its weaknesses.

    It is a good read and a quick overview of the Current communist thinking.

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  • 27. Best Rap Album

    For albums containing greater than 75% playing time of new rap recordings.

    Her Loss
    Drake & 21 Savage

    MICHAEL
    Killer Mike

    HEROES & VILLIANS
    Metro Boomin

    King’s Disease III
    Nas

    UTOPIA
    Travis Scott