
This is the thirteenth Star Wars day marathon. I have completed seven, and failed twice.

Phantom Menace
Phantom Menace is Jacks first love.







It is not my favorite. Gun-gin “jive” gets worse every year. The laser sword legacy theory stuck out a lot this time. I hate midi-chlorians
Attack of the Clones




Anakin always has yellow ships. His wife has silver.

Revenge of the Sith

What, exactly, would “reverse stabilizers” do?


New Hope





It was one in a million.


Empire Strikes Back






Don’t tell me the odds
The hyperdrive motivator has been damaged (red droid also has a motivator issue).
They did not ask any questions—torture to trigger the force connection
Return of the Jedi


Jabba the hut dies. Yoda dies. Mythical creatures die.
Force Awakens





Let’s go! Kid edition.




Last Jedi





Three lessons.
1. The Jedi Don’t Own The Light
2. The Legacy of The Jedi is Failure
(3.) A true Jedi Knight wouldn’t interfere in the “balance,” despite people getting hurt.
(3a.) A person willing to save anyone at all costs
Flight deck scenes.
Rise of Skywalker





Total cluster.




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