David Given Schwarm

Married, Father, United

Frogs

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You are not invited!

Gifts of the spirit

Responses

  1. Adaption
  2. Baby Jesus
  3. Coffee
  4. Common sense
  5. Compassion
  6. Enthusiasm
  7. Faithful
  8. Flaming Lips
  9. Grateful
  10. Gratitude
  11. Happiness
  12. Healing
  13. Health
  14. Humble
  15. Incense
  16. Knowledge
  17. Love
  18. Loyal
  19. Miracles
  20. Peace
  21. Precognition
  22. Self-worth
  23. Serenity
  24. Sobriety
  25. Tongues
  26. Witnessing

Answers

  1. Apostleship
  2. Arts & crafts
  3. Discernment
  4. Encouragement
  5. Evangelism
  6. Faith
  7. Giving
  8. Healing
  9. Hospitality
  10. Intercession
  11. Leadership
  12. Mercy
  13. Mission
  14. Music
  15. Praying
  16. Preaching
  17. Prophecy
  18. Service
  19. Teaching
  20. Tongues

Divorce

  1. Women can change their last name for free
  2. Divorced your mother

Banana

  1. Open backward

Tootsie Roll

  1. Like Dire Straits
  2. Take off your shirt in public at the first sign of chaos
  3. While in neutral and less threatening

Peper Jack

  1. Dies

PIN

  1. OOOO
  2. ACID
  3. TINA
  4. Numbers are to a mathematician as words are to a lawyer.

Son’s Dog

  1. Trash Bins
  2. $40 a night for a kennel
  3. $97 a day
  4. Hist tune changed when he heard

App

  1. 12 step tool
  2. “joy and misery”

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