BP :: PJ68

#This is some bad poetry from a journal that has a pink bandana cover. It starts with a
#newspapaer clipping dated June 2, 1989

The cheif stepped to the mike,
the press box stilled.
“the case revolves around responsibility
Re:
Mr Mulligan wished to
purchase alternative
transportation.

A motorcycle thought he;
never read one
thought he;
how hard can it be!

The ultra elite
shogun 2000 looks
like th ebike for you
The salesperson spielled

And for only 8.200
ducats
the bike and you
may ride away together.

With no previous experience
in handling motorcycles
let alone a beast
like the ultra elite
shogun 2000
Mr Mulligan was quiet
pleased with his ability
to pop a wheely the
first time he ever released the clutch
and where speeding across
12 lanes of LA traffic
quickly forgot his visions of Fonz-esque
glory. His dreams were
shattered on impact.

this class err case
Asserts – the cheif
continued – that

REsponsibility for encouraging
these delusions of
ability are the legal
responsibility of the dealerships.
the cheif will now respond
to questions.

“Is it true you became
cheif because of an
alledged hispanic backgroun.

“Why yes, but I see no
relavance in this line
of questioning.

“Is it not also true that
said hispanic background
is , in fact, rooted in
Italy

“Well my mother…

“Mr Ardee please
answer the question
when settlement
12 years later mr Mulligan maney was gone
still cound not walk
unassisted